sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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