no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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