you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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