Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
it's not cheating when I paid for it
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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