trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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