If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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