i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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