For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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