I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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