I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.