Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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