i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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