remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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