What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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