What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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