About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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