i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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