i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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