dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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