When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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