Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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