Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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