I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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