Dual....:-)
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
