Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
