I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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