Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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