You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
...so i touched it.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
