mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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