i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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