Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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