lets start a swedish sibling band together
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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