Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
