problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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