But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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