what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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