at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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