he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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