So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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