Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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