belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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