He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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