I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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