She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Do vagina's smell?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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