Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
they need to just BURY HIM!
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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