her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Randomize