ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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