so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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