brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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