I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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