just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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