i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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