they need to just BURY HIM!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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