I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I am one with the molecules
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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